legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

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pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

hypsterblog:

come down now
animalssittingoncapybaras:

Every breath you take, every roll you make, I’ll be perched on you.

I’ve cracked it!

endverse-angel:

ISTJ: Slytherclaw
ISFJ:Slytherpuff
INFJ:Ravenclaw
INTJ: Slytherin
ISTP: Huffleclaw
ISFP: wizard-vergent (mix of the four)
INFP: Ravenpuff
INTP: Ravenclaw
ESTP: Ravendor
ESFP: Hufflepuff
ENFP: Slytherpuff
ENTP: Gryffindor
ESTJ: again, wizard-vergent
ESFJ: Gryffinpuff
ENFJ: Gryffinclaw
ENTJ: Slytherdor

wheresmywarhorse:

rlyhigh:

I’m so done

The *duh duh duhs* were so on point I can’t

slenclerman:

gaining a new follower

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Kurt Vonnegut’s Rules for Short Stories
1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4. Every sentence must do one of two things–reveal character or advance the action.

5. Start as close to the end as possible.

6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them–in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

Kurt Vonnegut (via chrisarrant)

Wow. Great advice.

- Mike

(via learnhowtoadult)