one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
how i imagine all gym teacher ipods:
No one should fear any battle or temptation of the Devil that may come to him, because I have made My creatures strong, and have given them strength of will, fortified in the Blood of my Son, which will, neither Devil nor creature can move, because it is yours, given by Me.
— God the Father, to St. Catherine of Siena (via faustinarockandroll)
Do you want to become saints? Here is the secret: confession is the lock; confidence in your confessor is the key. This is how you open heaven’s gates.
— St. John Bosco (via confessionsofsomeoneanonymous)
Being brave doesn’t mean you aren’t scared. Being brave means you are scared, really scared, badly scared, and you do the right thing anyway
— Neil Gaiman, Coraline (via dutchster)