alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

sirlightbulb:

how i imagine all gym teacher ipods:

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zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

No one should fear any battle or temptation of the Devil that may come to him, because I have made My creatures strong, and have given them strength of will, fortified in the Blood of my Son, which will, neither Devil nor creature can move, because it is yours, given by Me.

God the Father, to St. Catherine of Siena (via faustinarockandroll)
thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

Do you want to become saints? Here is the secret: confession is the lock; confidence in your confessor is the key. This is how you open heaven’s gates.

— St. John Bosco (via confessionsofsomeoneanonymous)
vagisodium:

what kind of an attempt was that even

Being brave doesn’t mean you aren’t scared. Being brave means you are scared, really scared, badly scared, and you do the right thing anyway

— Neil Gaiman, Coraline (via dutchster)